People Buy From People

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At university, I studied a myriad of ethical theories. Most were idealistic yet impractical, borderline impossible to actually implement in the real world. However, in my third year, one particular module really struck a chord with me as I was introduced to effective altruism. As with most popular philosophical concepts, the attractiveness of effective altruism lies in its simplicity. In essence, those who subscribe to the theory believe in context playing a huge role in ethics: donate what you can afford to charity, contribute to a positive collective, find a career that you can enjoy whilst also being worthwhile and so on. 

This last point in particular resonated with me. At the time, I was working a retail job which I purely saw as a means to bring money in, an inconsequential way to be spending my weekends that didn’t contribute too much to anyone or anything. Almost suddenly though, my professional life was thrown into an entirely new perspective. It was always a big fear of mine that, come the end of my time in York, I would have no idea which career I wanted to pursue. But now, I was insanely enticed by the idea of bettering myself through helping others, regardless of the specifics of what I was doing. 

Do what you can, because even that is worthwhile. It’s so obvious as soon as you see it written down, but still as important, a simple reminder that you matter. This is what I want to share with you today, a pep talk of sorts. So, allow me to try and sell you the importance of people in throughout customer service, plus the many strange ways one could improve their own assistance. 

There are certain pillars that exist over any customer interaction, comprising a customer journey that begins the second an individual has a need. This doesn’t even necessarily have to be a conscious need, as any good salesperson will tell you that the ideal way to get the customer on your side is to find and grant them an unexpected wish, something they hadn’t even considered. You could easily rack up a list of these slogans, one-liners to help you as a guide: Don’t hassle the customer. Pick your moments. Avoid manipulation and coercion. Confidence is infectious. Smile! It’s the kind of thing that is drilled into you by a manager or supervisor over your first few weeks on the job. But instead of sticking to these principles as a robot would its programming throughout your career, the real key is building a genuine customer-provider relationship with a good rapport. 

No scripts, no shortcuts, no cheats. Just genuine human connection. Effective altruism rears its head again here, as context is everything. Identifying your audience, understanding their knowledgeability, patience and background, goes a long way in retaining a customer.

A good way to gauge a customer is through the language they use, this shows the familiarity they have with the service they require, as well as the level of formality they’re expecting in return from you. Often, using the same terms as the customer can aid understanding to no end, ensuring they comprehend what you’re explaining and not taking something other than exactly what you mean away from the conversation. Talking about time? Break each step down to explain the process and the benefits, give a clear indication of the total. Talking about cost? Build up your price, let the customer interject if you hit a number over their budget and allow yourself the opportunity to do them a favour. Anything to provide the highest quality service at each step of the customer journey.  

In the modern social media age, it is particularly true that this journey starts way before any human interaction occurs. With seemingly every product and service being ranked somewhere along a five star scale, making yourself stand out has never been harder, yet more accessible. Building a relationship online is a different art form entirely, forcing companies towards asking open questions that are usually answered before a customer would normally place a foot inside a store. Broader queries, such as “What are you looking to use this product for?”, need to be indicated through more common denominator methods. Media advertising encourages memorable catchphrases or eye-grabbing images, as opposed to the traditional, more direct approach personal shopping allows. 

Usually, this conjures thoughts of impersonality; cold callers sticking to a given script or flashy television adverts with no real soul or passion. Basically, the complete opposite of the methods I mentioned which make for an effective personal seller. However, as a tool for reaching new potential customers and finding those unexpected needs, the internet has no equal. 

Although, despite all these multi-million pound efforts, money cannot buy you trust. The most compelling reason to approach a business comes through recommendations from friends or neighbours, who’s opinions we value, which provide the opportunity for an organisation to end up with a reputation and reviews which spread nationwide. Whilst the product may receive the most initial attention, as people flaunt their experience or new purchase to their friends and followers, the service is what truly sticks with people over the long term. This results in a multiplier effect, either positive or negative, as custom generates custom. One solid interaction may bring in hundreds more down the line. 

Say each member of your team adopts this altruistic attitude, pooling your resources to help each other during service, instead of selfishly focusing on just your own sales. The consequential number of commitments to a business you could bring, with a consistent loyal base of customers, totally dwarves any individual efforts. The quality of customer service has much longer lasting impact on a reputation than any marketing message or brochure making initial contact ever could.

Your job doesn’t finish once a deal is closed though, whether this be dealing with the return of a faulty product or simply checking up on the customer a few months down the line, aftercare can set a positive customer service experience apart from an exceptional one. At this point, the ball is well and truly in your court. Having the time to plan your approach, as well as the personal experience with the customer’s specific needs, gives you a real advantage. Aftercare can be an extension of the mantra ‘solve problems before the customer even knows they have arisen’, again giving them something they didn’t even know they wanted. Wrap it up as part of the package, when really we all know just how much this little bonus can mean. 

To bring this all together then, what’s the next step, both personally and generally? Since graduating, I’ve moved sectors from retail to hospitality (not the biggest leap in the world, I know, but I’m trying!), but still attempt to implement the principles of effective altruism into my professional life. Coincidentally, I think the biggest change I need to make is also the same as the problem facing the aforementioned online-based companies; building and sustaining relationships from a position of unfamiliarity and relative distance. 

With the move to Cornwall, and trying to find full-time employment, I’m enjoying the challenge of exploring this new environment whilst staying true to the parts of myself I already liked. This means having to stand my ground and sell myself increasingly often, with strangers, peers and customers alike. Poor communication kills all relationships, especially customer service ones. But, as long as you stick to your core principles, delivering on the kind of service you initially promised, you’ll be surprised by how willing people you barely know are willing to overlook almost any annoyance. You can’t build a career out of good intentions alone, but they sure are impeccable foundations. 

For my pre-existing blog fans who definitely exist, I know this isn’t quite the usual content, but it felt stupidly good to write something long form again. The regularly scheduled programming will return soon, I promise, I have a lot to fill you in on.

’Til the next time

Dan

Fever Dreams

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First off, it’s bloody October. Crazy.

I’m pretty ill at the mo, so my days are consisting of feeling sorry for myself in between binging series and downing mugs of Lemsip. This is also why I haven’t posted in a while, feeling pretty inhuman leads to some intense writers block. Instead, I’ve just been considering whether or not I could do the jobs of the people I’ve been watching. For instance, detective in the NYPD (in the likeness of the infallible Jake Peralta), probably not, since I’d get too mad about my unsolved cases. Living the life of a washed-up sitcom actor drinking away his existential dread may also be dreaming a little too large, I don’t know how Bojack copes with that many hangovers. Torture-dispensing demon learning philosophy with Kristen Bell? Now that’s the real Good Place, I’m in.

Back down to Earth though (see because that’s a common saying, and the show takes place in the afterlife, is why that’s so funny), I constantly see jobs on TV or online or whatever, and think “yeah, I could do that”. The notion of dream jobs seems somewhat childish, yet everyone has something they work towards, even a small change that would make them more comfortable in the position they hold, so may be more reasonable than at first glance. I’m just ‘lucky’ enough to lack being committed to a field already, so can fantasise a little broader. So, I’ve put some thought into one dream and one realistic job I hope whoever is controlling my Sim is directing me towards; hold on folks, this is about to get very cringe very quickly.

Dream – Voice Actor

Hear me out. This is my shout for the ideal level of fame, all the benefits with none of the annoyances. Imagine being that rich, and beloved by so many, yet able to walk down the street in relative anonymity; anyone who stops you must be a keen fan to know your face and won’t be wasting your time asking for a photo just for the sake of it. Even with total strangers, you have the ultimate ice-breaker on you at all times. I bet the guy who does Mario has pulled that out in a bar countless times, his self confidence must be off the charts. Plus, you get to live out everyone’s dream of turning up to work in your pyjamas without it being an issue, which I think we can all agree is the dream.

The only downside to this I can conceive of is if you were like at a party or something and started to do your iconic voice, and no-one believed you were actually that character. Like, imagine Dan Castellaneta pissed out his mind and people telling him he does “a really good Homer Simpson”, heads would be rolling.

Realistic – Philosophy Lecturer

When I was attending them, the ongoing joke at university open days was that the only job for those with a philosophy degree is teaching others how to get a philosophy degree. At the time, I laughed this off. Yeah yeah, the subject is irrelevant now, since we’re not living in ancient Greece I’m wasting my time, togas and white beards all round eh? But, now I’m into my third month of living at home, I’m really starting to worry that the subject is irrelevant and I need to find a way to get to ancient Greece…

Regardless, all through my life I have had people telling me they could see me ending up as a teacher (is that a compliment? Or do I just look like I’m capable of being bullied by a group of teenagers?). I’ve been considering doing a masters since I left York, and if the jokes really are as true as they seem, I may well end up proving these people right. Planning my own little lectures, having my own little office and months off at a time to work on my own little book all sound extremely tempting, and I bet if you’re a likeable lecturer you feel like a mini-celebrity walking around campus. I once went on a philosophy society night out where we all wore shirts with the outline of our favourite lecturers beard and moustache on them, I’d want that on my bloody tombstone if that happened to me. Need to be able to grow facial hair first though, I suppose.

Do I talk about uni too much in these things? I feel as if I always end up coming back to it, must be torture to read. Anyway, just a bit of fun, something a bit more casual and hopeful to entertain my mind in the few hours it manages to keep me conscious for. It’s been quite fun to be fair, and makes me wonder what everyone else would say, given a free choice. Stunt man? Game reviewer? Zoo owner? I once had a kid tell me he wanted to be a dolphin shaver when he grew up, I hadn’t the heart to tell him; let’s all keep dreaming like him instead.

‘Til the next time everyone

Dan

Graduation

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I am officially a university graduate.

It still feels a foreign thought, like a squatter in my brain, it’s all over. Realistically, it has been all over for a good couple of months now, what actually changed over the last weekend is that I walked across a stage in front of a couple hundred people who were bored of clapping. Nevertheless, as I sat clutching my degree (basically a glorified achievement certificate you got for attendance at school), I did feel surprisingly proud of myself. Maybe it was the pomp and ceremony of it all, the occasion getting to me, but as I felt the weight of the gown on my shoulders and cap on my noggin’, I really did feel a creeping sense of achievement.

Of course, that was quickly replaced by fear, as the university bubble I used to call home was promptly burst. Have I really achieved something? Should have I gone to uni at all? Or have I just followed the path of least resistance and sat exam after exam about topic after topic just to avoid having to enter the real world for three years? Oh God, is hot in this room or is it just me?

Basically, I do not see university as an inherently worthwhile thing to do. You have to want it, and be prepared to work every day for forty weeks at a time for three years. There are so many reasons to end up at uni: as a means to a specific job, searching for independence, boosting employability or just a passion for a specific subject. I heard examples of all these reasons from the people I met during my time in York, and no one is better than any other, yet without exception uni was seen as the catalyst to enable these goals, not the ultimate thing to be working towards.

Personally, I loved what I studied. Sure, there were bad weeks and things I didn’t connect with, but the good far outweighed the bad! I adored considering trolley problems, the afterlife, time worms, paradoxes, extinction, suffering, effective altruism and the work of some of the greatest ancient minds; just to scratch the surface! When it came to assessment time, I was spoilt for choice, and I was lucky enough to turn that enthusiasm into a grade I never dreamt I could achieve. I think that alone is enough to celebrate with a day in a fancy hat; I got to do what I loved every day for three years.

Walking round campus one final time, I was reminded of  a quote from a film I love, ‘Submarine’:

“Sometimes I wish there was a film crew following my every move. I Imagine the camera craning up as I walk away. But, unless things improve, the biopic of my life will only have the budget for a zoom out.” – Oliver Tate

In the movie of my life so far, university is the cliffhanger ending. Not too suspenseful, I admit, but as I envision the camera pulling away from me standing around taking endless photographs on that day, I am quite satisfied with my little story. Each and every person sat in that graduation ceremony has a story just as unique and worth telling as my own, which is equal parts humbling and inspiring. From here? Who bloody knows, keep spouting my thoughts over the internet, I guess.

‘Til the next time

Dan